diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 99e8165..d801147 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -35,7 +35,8 @@
     "ramda": "^0.29.0",
     "reflect-metadata": "^0.1.13",
     "rxjs": "^7.8.1",
-    "slate-irc": "^0.9.3"
+    "slate-irc": "^0.9.3",
+    "xml": "^1.0.1"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
     "@nestjs/cli": "^10.0.0",
@@ -49,6 +50,7 @@
     "@types/ramda": "^0.29.3",
     "@types/slate-irc": "^0.0.29",
     "@types/supertest": "^2.0.12",
+    "@types/xml": "^1.0.9",
     "@typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin": "^6.0.0",
     "@typescript-eslint/parser": "^6.0.0",
     "eslint": "^8.42.0",
diff --git a/src/app.module.ts b/src/app.module.ts
index bdee1fd..cf2c896 100644
--- a/src/app.module.ts
+++ b/src/app.module.ts
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ import configuration from './config/configuration';
 import { CacheModule } from '@nestjs/cache-manager';
 import { IrcbotModule } from './ircbot/ircbot.module';
 import { IrcbotService } from './ircbot/ircbot.service';
+import { DinosaurwetModule } from './dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.module';
 
 @Module({
   imports: [
@@ -25,6 +26,7 @@ import { IrcbotService } from './ircbot/ircbot.service';
     UsersModule,
     DomainrproxyModule,
     IrcbotModule,
+    DinosaurwetModule,
   ],
   controllers: [AppController],
   providers: [AppService],
diff --git a/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.controller.ts b/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.controller.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7d09ee7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.controller.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,108 @@
+import { Controller, Get, Res } from '@nestjs/common';
+import { Response } from 'express';
+import * as xml from 'xml';
+
+const episodeFiles: [number, string][] = [
+  [27544345, '01-Into-the-Big-Wet.mp3'],
+  [30724178, '02-Ocean-Rumours.mp3'],
+  [30752181, '03-Step-Two.mp3'],
+  [28793207, '04-Red-Ladder-Revelations.mp3'],
+  [29684714, '05-What-to-do-with-a-Problem-Like-Daveda.mp3'],
+  [29387545, '06-Hair-Bussy.mp3'],
+  [30789798, '07-Monkey-Monkey-Cock-a-Roach.mp3'],
+  [29449403, '08-SS-Jungle-and-Blood.mp3'],
+  [29554728, '09-A-Bad-Day-in-Sogland.mp3'],
+  [31728952, '10-A-Loathed-Trip-Down-Memory-Lane.mp3'],
+  [29711881, '11-Dog-Egg-Consumption.mp3'],
+  [31212772, '12-Meg-and-Bobs-Wedding-Bussy.mp3'],
+  [30951548, '13-100-Genuine-Pussy-Hound.mp3'],
+  [33766503, '14-One-Perfect-Answer.mp3'],
+  [29643754, '15-Succulent-Pig-Excitement.mp3'],
+  [29797145, '16-Welcome-to-Jackson-Island.mp3'],
+  [37926451, '17-Infinite-Meat.mp3'],
+  [33863888, '18-The-Jackson-Triumvirate.mp3'],
+  [30256482, '19-A-Lucky-Day-to-be-a-Jackson.mp3'],
+  [40947042, '20-The-Joels-Triumphant.mp3'],
+];
+
+const startDate = new Date('2023-10-02');
+
+const episodes = episodeFiles.map((file, i) => {
+  const [length, filename] = file;
+  return {
+    filename,
+    length,
+    url: `https://s3.apps.hnl.byoi.net/dinosaurpark/DinosaurWet/${filename}`,
+    title: filename
+      .replace(/^\d+/, '')
+      .replace('.mp3', '')
+      .replace(/-/g, ' ')
+      .trim(),
+    description:
+      'A bootleg-ish of Dinosar Wet, making the downloaded files more like and RSS feed',
+    fakeReleaseDate: new Date(startDate).setDate(startDate.getDate() + i * 7),
+  };
+});
+
+@Controller('dinosaurwet')
+export class DinosaurwetController {
+  @Get('')
+  getAllAtOnce(@Res() response: Response) {
+    response.header('Content-Type', 'application/xml');
+    const feedObject = {
+      rss: [
+        {
+          _attr: {
+            version: '2.0',
+            'xmlns:atom': 'http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom',
+          },
+        },
+        {
+          channel: [
+            {
+              'atom:link': {
+                _attr: {
+                  href: 'https://api.us.dev/dinosaurwet',
+                  rel: 'self',
+                  type: 'application/rss+xml',
+                },
+              },
+            },
+            {
+              title: 'Dinosaur Wet - All At Once',
+            },
+            {
+              link: 'https://sanspantsradio.com',
+            },
+            {
+              description:
+                'A recreation of Dinosaur Wet as an RSS feed for listeners-with-licenses enjoyment.',
+            },
+            { language: 'en-US' },
+            ...episodes.map(({ title, url, length }) => ({
+              item: [
+                { title },
+                { guid: url },
+                { pubDate: startDate.toUTCString() },
+                {
+                  enclosure: [
+                    {
+                      _attr: {
+                        url,
+                        type: 'audio/mpeg',
+                        length,
+                      },
+                    },
+                  ],
+                },
+              ],
+            })),
+          ],
+        },
+      ],
+    };
+
+    const feed = '<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>' + xml(feedObject);
+    return response.send(feed);
+  }
+}
diff --git a/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.module.ts b/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.module.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e487cd1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/dinosaurwet/dinosaurwet.module.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+import { Module } from '@nestjs/common';
+import { DinosaurwetController } from './dinosaurwet.controller';
+
+@Module({
+  controllers: [DinosaurwetController]
+})
+export class DinosaurwetModule {}
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index c39e07a..8d3da6a 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -1140,6 +1140,13 @@
   dependencies:
     "@types/superagent" "*"
 
+"@types/xml@^1.0.9":
+  version "1.0.9"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@types/xml/-/xml-1.0.9.tgz#f3688ecbcc8e5a58d0deca789aaa6c351106bbb7"
+  integrity sha512-Wo71d7qF1TPcjbg251MS4m4MeK8F8/+ND2t6qTnwoK+jVmD9k9nGN1g9ocu4pRzLSjKMkbnowb88FFPnt+6Wiw==
+  dependencies:
+    "@types/node" "*"
+
 "@types/yargs-parser@*":
   version "21.0.0"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/@types/yargs-parser/-/yargs-parser-21.0.0.tgz#0c60e537fa790f5f9472ed2776c2b71ec117351b"